The Pessimistic Optomist

desentranhar:

hornbread:

itisneverlupus:

neither:

1800psychedelic:

‘Why would you want tattoos and crap they’re gonna look gross when you’re older’

damn punk since 1950

I really don’t think you understand the amount of would right now.

Always reblogging this old ass, dapper motherfuck.

que velho bonito

(via emillii)

Lifeguard problems

mrbiggsproductions:

jacobtheloofah:

amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

#holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

• sand
• alcohol or lighter fluid
• sugar  

1. Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda. 
2. Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
3. Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
4. Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
5. Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

i will say this till the day i die:

if you don’t like science, you just aren’t learning it right

Oh boy its back!

(Source: laissesaigner, via claymstehling)

(Source: jellyonmywang, via claymstehling)

(via claymstehling)

joelk1691:

rredheadedrebel:

run4yourlif3:

no-equal:

skeetbucket:

oyyitslaa:

lmfaoslut:

4uthority:

lionnudes:

fav

LOL, STOP

HAHAHA! I CANT! 
I JUST DIED 

Omg

LMFAOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i see

I will never stop reblogging this lmaooooooo

LLLLLLLLLMMMMFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING WEAK

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😖😖😖😭😭😭😭😭

Phahahaha 😂😂😂

(Source: wolfnudes, via claymstehling)